(18) Reply from Ms. Fussy Zaroor.
(Reply received from Ms. Fussy Zaroor , a Gen Z Intern at Mr. Shashi Tharoor's Office, in response to the note written yesterday in Tharoorian English on the subject of US-Iran Agreement. Is she appreciating me or ridiculing!? Should I escalate it up in his Office? No point, I will get more confused!) Dear Mr. Pankaj Khanna , I must confess to a certain amused admiration for your exuberant deplolyment of sesquipedalian artillery. To marshal expressions such as “diplomatic metaphysics,” “kakistocracy,” and “parturient” into a single paragraph requires either remarkable lexical confidence or a touching disregard for the welfare of unsuspecting dictionaries and the readers. Vaocabulary, however recherché, is but the embroidery upon the fabric of prose; the true elegance of expression resides in precision of thought, felicity of construction, and the quiet confidence that words need not perpetually announce their own sophistication. One sprinkles seasoning upon a meal; i...